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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sex toys and sea-fishing

Catchy title huh!?

Haha! Well you'll understand after reading this post. I went sea fishing, and besides being a very pleasant social-ish experience, it was a very educational one as well. I'm usually not afraid of boats, and I was full of confidence when I entered the rather small fishing boat last Saturday. I was a bit disappointed at the large amount of fat Germans that came aboard with us (we were there with the scouting-core), but I guess they have a right to live as well. When we cruised out of the port, I could see the two islands where I usually go on vacation or trips or whatever. I hate fishing by the way, and it was really a social must that I came along. After an hour or so, and two beers, we went between the two islands, and onto the full North Sea. I held my stomach calm for three hours, then it gave way. Many other had preceeded me in hanging over the railings, and I must say it was quite a relief. 21 out of 24 of us went green and vomited; even the guys you'd say'd nevergive up went with their heads over board. The boat was like a playball of the sea (as we say here), it was too light and small and it wasn't special if the boat tilted to a 60 degree angle. We scooped up quite some water as well, and I'm still amazed at how some of the few people that were actually fishing managed to stay on board.

NOTE TO MYSELF: NEVER, EVER GO SEA FISHING AGAIN

Now, with that gone, I'm sorry for lacking posts these past few days; potato season had started and now I'm working as a construction supervisor for the stage period of school. It's a nice outdoor-job where I have to check other people's work, and tell them what to do when they screw up. It's nice, outdoors, interesting, intelligent and also a bit responsible work; I like it ten times better than being at school trying to entertain myself while being bored as hell by the teachers. This is also twenty times as educational as sitting in school. I'll probably post some pictures of the work when I get to it.

That aside, I've been approached by a company to host a link for them; I was honored. It's a male-sex-toy-shop on the Internet, where us guys can go shop. I'm not a costumer of them, really, I've got a Dutch address for my toys and lubes... ...not that I have an entire basement full of it, I stick to my nicely spiraled glass dildo and a high-quality lubricant. (I know; just don't tell my parents.)
Go ahead, have a look; Edenfantasys.com or directly to the stuff you want at the "Adult Toys For Men" -section. The link will be in my sidebar, and I'm waiting for Chris to show me some banners, to spice up this page with some man-toys.
By the way, don't look for dildo's, try "prostate massagers" :) That's hilarious...

3 comments:

thephoenixnyc said...

My GOD. Can't fat German tourists leave us in peace, ANYWHERE?

Fishing rocks!

Indioheathen said...

The last time I went out to sea on a fishing boat was when I was about 15. I lasted about a half hour before throwing up and continuing to throw up.

Nowadays there are those motion sickness patches available that you can put on behind the ear to prevent motion sickness.

As for dildos, try this one for size. )

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1003027.jpg

D.A. Becker said...

Hmm, you know that would take a lot of lubricant... which is rather expensive (we do want the good stuff)

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